From the recording The Slow Learners
Lyrics
Elvis
Written By Ed
©2006 The Slow Learners
elvis went to take a shit
elvis went to take a shit
elvis went to take a shit
the memphis mafia witnessed it
elvis
elvis went to wipe his ass
being too fat he called out for jesus
jesus helped him wipe his ass
the apostles and disciples gasped
jesus, elvis
the lord said "that's one load of crap"
looks like a religious artifact
the lord said "that's one load of crap"
let the pagans worship that
elvis