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  1. Elvis

From the album The Slow Learners

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Lyrics

Elvis

Written By Ed

©2006 The Slow Learners

elvis went to take a shit
elvis went to take a shit
elvis went to take a shit
the memphis mafia witnessed it
elvis

elvis went to wipe his ass
being too fat he called out for jesus
jesus helped him wipe his ass
the apostles and disciples gasped
jesus, elvis

the lord said "that's one load of crap"
looks like a religious artifact
the lord said "that's one load of crap"
let the pagans worship that
elvis