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The 3rd CD 2009

The 3rd CD

The Slow Learners

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Songs from our 3rd record

I Shall Be Released & The Mighty Quinn written by Bob Dylan, used with permision, Special Rider Music

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  1. 1 Crazy Neighbor 06:58
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  2. 2 The Drinkin Song 04:37
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  3. 3 I Shall Be Released 05:31
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  4. 4 The Mighty Quinn 02:39
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  5. 5 Hard Times 03:08
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  6. 6 Kind Bud 03:16
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  7. 7 Brooklyn Blues 05:25
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  8. 8 Suppertime 01:09
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  9. 9 Now its Time for Change 04:08
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  10. 10 I Was Locked Up (instrumental) 11:52
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  11. 11 Arm Yourself 03:05
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  12. 12 Party Reprsie 03:03
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Incomplete 2007

INCOMPLETE

The Slow Learners

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2007 The Slow Learners: Incomplete (CD) The latest acclaimed CD from the Learners -- eleven slices o' fun. Get your copy now!

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  1. 1 Party 02:50 Lyrics
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  2. 2 Puffin Down 02:45 Lyrics
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  3. 3 Hollywood 02:13 Lyrics
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  4. 4 Hip Instrumental 05:37 Lyrics
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  5. 5 is There Something Going On 04:58 Lyrics
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  6. 6 After The Blunt 04:14 Lyrics
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  7. 7 Rolling Papers 01:30 Lyrics
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  8. 8 Changes Id Try 02:20 Lyrics
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  9. 9 Freedom 02:47 Lyrics
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  10. 10 Get Hi Song 06:04 Lyrics
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  11. 11 B Flat 04:50 Lyrics
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Self Titled 2006

The Slow Learners

The Slow Learners

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2006 The Slow Learners: The Slow Learners (CD) Need to get caught up? Pick up a copy of the eponymous debut CD!

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  1. 1 Jesus 04:39 Lyrics
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  2. 2 Elvis 02:33 Lyrics
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  3. 3 Cookin Burgers 02:33 Lyrics
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  4. 4 Twenty Class A Cigarettes 02:50 Lyrics
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  5. 5 Muscle Schoalls 03:06 Lyrics
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  6. 6 Give It A Rest 02:21 Lyrics
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  7. 7 90 Degrees 02:43 Lyrics
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  8. 8 Pocket Full Of Condoms 03:26 Lyrics
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  9. 9 Bacardi Tonic 02:13 Lyrics
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  10. 10 Terror 04:33 Lyrics
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Cliff Notes

Cliff Notes

The Slow Learners

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Songs that were never released but are now.

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  1. 1 I Hear Angels Sing 05:43 Info
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  2. 2 Crazy Neighbor Live 06:48 Info
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  3. 3 Twenty Class A Cigarettes Live 02:50 Info
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STICKER 4 inch square
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The Slow Learners: .com Sticker
Stickers are 4-3/4 inch square -- the perfect size for guitar cases, notebooks, bumpers, beer bottles, trash cans, firearms, umm, alligators ... well, whatever.

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 8.5 x 11 Flyer
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The Slow Learners: 8.5 x 11 Flyer
Maybe your walls are already too cluttered for the larger poster. Then get some of these flyers. Half the size, half the cost, but still very aerodynamic when converted into a paper airplane.

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